I have 17 minutes to say goodnight to the worst and best year of my life, to brush my teeth, and to water my dog before I make a run to pick up the pizza for a New Years party that is sure to be the party of the year *righhhhtttt, pun so intended. and might I add that little cousin just came into my writing zone to say, “you’re still ordering the pizza? you are supposed to come and vote on my prettiest picture” the pictures all say “Happy New Year 2013.” I have additional thoughts that are best left unwritten. Here I go. fast.